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Welcome to the Princess Bride chat! This site has everything: fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, and miracles. It's only that good because you can only speak in quotes from the movie. The world desperately needed this… anyone who says differently is selling something.

The app is completely free, no email required, no ads, no hidden fees, and no secret plot to overthrow Florin. And yes, it's open source on GitHub , in case you wish to peek behind the curtain, tinker with the machine, or just marvel at our cunning plan.

The creators make no representations or warranties regarding this app and are not responsible for any mischief, misunderstandings, or bugs caused by its users. Only movie quotes are allowed; everything else is entirely between you and whoever answers. And if someone says "As you wish," yes — it means they love you.

Have fun storming the castle. We think it'll work.